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Tuesday, 20 March 2007

How crap am I?

Today I managed to show myself as the useless twat I am. Weak, piss poor. Sorry Supergirl, I failed you.

Wednesday, 14 March 2007

Aye!

So there's a dent in some wall or in your head from all that hammer-banging? Or is it a dent in some barrier that was put up for god-knows what reason?
Anyway, even though I am not working on a strategy, I feel the same at times. The good intuition that thus far served you well (evolution? survival of the fittest ideas?) now seems to have to be constantly backed up by metrics and quantities that either don't exist or are extremely difficult to measure. While it's probably not a good idea or very mature to soley rely on gut feeling borne out of a certain level of intelligence and experience, you also don't want to swing the other way and kill any creative talent with having to backup with metrics and stats every decision you feel necessary to make or direction you'd like to take things in.

Statistics are like women; mirrors of purest virtue and truth, or like whores to use as one pleases.

Banging my head against a brick wall...

I've been hammering away at our strategy for months - trying to get the powers that be to accept my way of thinking... Well, I'm pleased to say I'm making a dent, or I've become so anesthetised by the whole process that I can't tell :-)

Question is, why should I be banging my head in the first place?

Paranoia rules - it's all here

Sunday, 25 February 2007

Offensive posting removed...

OK, so I like the occasional rant about right-wingers. We all have our vices...
Now that true blue in-laws have gone, I just wish this article had come out while they were here as they are quite big fans of the jelly bean, naturellement. See guys, multicuralism and tolerance of your fellow man whatever he may be aint such a bad thing after all...

Thursday, 22 February 2007

Daddy, what is it you actually do??

Well, I began by starting my usual description "I consult in the technology space, forming and leading teams..." then I paused. thought for a second. "actually I spend most of my time waiting". "Waiting for the system, waiting for the web, waiting for someone to actually do something they promised... that kind of thing"

Wednesday, 14 February 2007

Not Ticket bitch.... how about his playtoy?


Well I fancy him. I think he is lovely. We could split him into shifts. You can be his ticket bitch during the day and I will be his playtoy during his downtime. :) Simply lovely!
S


Tuesday, 13 February 2007

My dream job....

...is looking at that same arse :-)

Jack has a seriously cool watch I believe. I don't fancy him as much though, but that's just an accident of gender.