21 things to say at Xmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

Verve is for life, not just for Christmas

"Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!"

~Winston Chrurchill

"I drink Champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty".
~Madame Lilly Bollinger

"Come quickly, I am tasting the stars!"
~Dom Perignon, at the moment he discovered Champagne

"Champagne and orange juice is a great drink. The orange improves the Champagne. The Champagne definitely improves the orange".
~Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

"I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate…and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself".
~Napoleon Bonaparte

"Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right."
~Mark Twain

"Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector..."
~Graham Greene

"Champagne is the only wine that enhances a woman's beauty".
~Madame Pompadour, mistress of King Louis XV.

"My only regret in life is that I did not drink more Champagne."
John Maynard Keynes

"If the aunt of the vicar has never touched liquor, watch out when she finds the Champagne." ~Rudyard Kipling

"Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?"
~Noel Coward

“Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them,and Champagne makes you do them.”
~Brillat-Savarin

"Looks like it was a good year for IT!"

Anon, Juniper SKO 2006

"Robots could one day demand the same citizen's rights as humans, according to a study by the British government."

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Xmas is a state of mind...

Planning

We all need to plan things. I'm planning my retirement! :-)

What does Christmas mean to me?

Checkout http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas

I'm all for the pagan, "naked running round the stone circle" thing myself...

Bored...

The kids finished school for Xmas yesterday. This morning at 0730, after 30 minutes on his PSP, Richard declares "Dad, I'm bored"...

So it begins!